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• 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝗴𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻’𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗱 • 𝗖𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝗰𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲-𝗳𝘂𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗻𝗼𝗻-𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 • 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗳 “𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗱𝗼𝘄 𝘀𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴” Some people collect mugs; you collect excuses. This one’s a classic: “Sorry, I was on muted mic.” Perfect for every Zoom warrior, Teams survivor, or conference-call veteran who’s mastered the fine art of pretending they didn’t miss the question. Sip your coffee with a wink and remind everyone that muting is a lifestyle, not a mistake. Pairs seamlessly with the rest of the Digital Excuse File collection — because sometimes the best excuse is already designed for you.