Choose coffee, not love (Mug) Coffee Mug
Skip the heartbreak — pour another cup instead. This hilarious “Coffee, not Love” mug says what every tired adult already knows: caffeine > romance. Featuring bold, colorful retro letters with “LOVE” dramatically crossed out and replaced by the real priority — *coffee*, this mug is made for those whose love language is espresso.
Perfect for your morning chaos, late-night deadlines, or avoiding emotional conversations until the caffeine kicks in.
Product Details:
* Style: Classic Mug
* Available in 11 oz or 15 oz sizes
* Durable ceramic with glossy finish
* Microwave and dishwasher safe
* FDA approved for food and beverage safety
* Printed on demand in Reno, NV
Why you’ll love it:
Because sometimes, love disappoints — but coffee never does. A perfect gift for coffee addicts, caffeine-fueled coworkers, or anyone who’s chosen lattes over love.
$16.50
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Perfect for your morning chaos, late-night deadlines, or avoiding emotional conversations until the caffeine kicks in.
Product Details:
* Style: Classic Mug
* Available in 11 oz or 15 oz sizes
* Durable ceramic with glossy finish
* Microwave and dishwasher safe
* FDA approved for food and beverage safety
* Printed on demand in Reno, NV
Why you’ll love it:
Because sometimes, love disappoints — but coffee never does. A perfect gift for coffee addicts, caffeine-fueled coworkers, or anyone who’s chosen lattes over love.
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